Soccer

Who’s qualified for 2018 MLS Cup playoffs and who’s been eliminated?

Photo by Geoff Burke-USA TODAY Sports Article via ESPN The Major League Soccer regular season is nearing its conclusion, which means clubs have their sights firmly set on qualifying for the MLS Cup playoffs, which begin on Oct. 31. Seven teams have clinched a postseason berth, and another...

Usain Bolt, Aspiring Soccer Player, Scores Two Goals In His First Start

Article by Billy Haisley, via Deadspin Usain Bolt’s conversion from track star to soccer player continues apace. In August, Bolt got his first taste of the footy when he came off the bench for Australian team Central Coast Mariners in a friendly match and actually acquitted himself...